Helen ~ Heynen

..........til I’m off probation. Horray! Kidding. Kidding. People think I’m serious when I say that, Perhaps because I am such a serious person. Note: that was a lie. Sorry I lied. haha!
No, I’m not sorry at all! See…never serious. That way I can use it when someone asks me out and I tell them I can't. I just say....."well, it’s kinda hard when I’m on probation." It totally throws them off.

Really, though…I’m counting down the days to LA! Yes, I cleared it with my probation officer. I ALWAYS play by the rules (see note on being serious above)

I’ve been preparing for this for months basically. My walking lunge ultra mega marathon will start today .......Where am I lunging to? Do you even have to ask!!? Punxatawney, where else! Plus, I gotta swing by Doug's pad in Vegas anyways to pick up beer he owes me (I’ve been nice about it until now)...and he better have it or Ima lose it!!!!
I’ll also be lunging by Shitholesville! Just because I have to!

If I start today, which I will, I should be there in a few weeks, give or take a few weeks. Let’s break it down.

1.	Head northeast on Wyandotte St E toward Dufferin Ave		0.2 km
2.	Turn left at Goyeau St		74 m
3.	Turn left at Detroit-Windsor Tunnel Toll road (Just try to catch me!!!!!!) Entering United States (Michigan)		1.1 km
4.	Detroit-Windsor Tunnel turns slightly left and becomes Detroit-Windsor Tunnel Partial toll road (forget that!!!!!)		0.9 km
5.	Turn right at E Jefferson Ave		0.3 km
6.	Continue on I-375 N		1.4 km
7.	Take the Fisher Fwy/I-75 S exit		0.9 km
8.	Merge onto Fisher Fwy S		3.1 km
9.	Take exit 48 for Jeffries Fwy/I-96 W toward Lansing		0.9 km
10.	Merge onto I-96 W		30.7 km
11.	Continue on M-14 W (signs for State Hwy 14/Ann Arbor)		25.5 km
12.	Merge onto US-23 N		2.9 km
13.	Slight left at M-14 W (signs for State Hwy 14/Ann Arbor)		8.6 km
14.	Merge onto I-94 W Passing through Indiana (Boooooooooring Zzzzzzzzzz) Entering Illinois		349 km
15.	Continue on I-80 W (signs for Wisconsin/I-80 W/I-294 N/Iowa) Partial toll road (Dream ON!)		244 km
16.	Take the exit onto I-80 W toward Davenport Entering Iowa		310 km
17.	Take the exit onto I-80 W toward Council Bluffs/Omaha Entering Nebraska		764 km
18.	Continue on I-76 W (signs for Denver/I-76) Entering Colorado		300 km
19.	Merge onto I-70 W Entering Utah		806 km
20.	Take exit 0 to merge onto I-15 S toward Las Vegas Passing through Arizona, Nevada Entering California		735 km
21.	Take the exit onto I-15 S toward Los Angeles/San Diego		22.5 km
22.	Take the exit onto I-10 W/San Bernardino Fwy W toward LOS ANGELES Continue to follow San Bernardino Fwy W		65.5 km
23.	Merge onto US-101 N		1.5 km
24.	Take exit 2C for Spring St		0.2 km
25.	Turn right at N Spring St		0.6 km
26.	Turn left at W 1st St		0.1 km

Los Angeles, CA USA