Helen ~ Heynen

In the waiting room, I've been really working hard under pressure and pushing myself....sleeping during the day, watching movies, reading, internet,....yea...I'd say I've been pretty active. I usually switch it up though kinda like weights...you know, to avoid exhaustion and over exertion. especially on couch day! Hell-O! Sweat like crazy on couch day.
I think maybe I scare some people with how much I sweat…yeah, that’s it…. I know, I know -- cry me a river!

Plus, I think I over-slept today which is probably a good idea since after the weird things going on in my head the other day, you know about the bodybuilder (I still think that was an actual person flexing amidst the baby Jesus/other nativity characters by the church)

I have lost a bit of weight this past week, mind you not the way I would want to, but I feel great and the eye is healing up nicely – 'cept I haven’t been getting much sleep at night, despite the efforts to. This is due to my busy day schedule and other obligations and now I just like to stay up all night and disassemble my electronics and see how they work!

It was an outing day today....yes siree...took my bootie for a walk to the grocery store.

They were out of bananas -- seemed no one cared. I am up to here with the store running out of banana and plan to get to the bottom of it with head banana dude. I really need to have a chat with him.......
oh and BTW, there is no such thing as blue raspberries. I asked every local grocery store….some more than others…ok, mainly one store more than others…a lot more…so I threw a little tantrum when they told me there was no such thing and chucked some granny smith apples down the aisle –I didn’t mean to actually hit anyone, but whatever. I did. I’m banned. booooo. Anyways, turns out they really don’t exist.

Note to self: don’t ever wear the "hecho en mexico" tshirt again to the the grocery store.…this attracts too much unwanted attention…
In my defense, I only paid like 2 dollars for that badboy on my Mexican vacation last year.... ok..hey, come to think of it I have a hoodie that says "Mexico" on it. I think I’m onto something here. Do I subconsciously think I am Mexican? Do I need therapy? Is it normal to wear a sombrero to bed? Snuggle with my Patron??

Someone please call my number!!!!!