Helen ~ Heynen

I just keep pluggin along, gonna try to keep my hussy bootie out of trouble...and on track! I only have 10 more weeks to go before my trip and that is a whole lotta hussy bootie lickin in a short period of time! I have placed that on the top (okay near the top) of my sh*t list!!! I've asked the fat to leave nicely and it still won't leave so I must get aggressive now as I look back in those good old days, when I was full off sass, in shape and looked cool in camo!

Like last week, for example, my veins were popping out like crazy when I did arms and shoulders, but the ones in my upper arms are still being a little shy to make a full blown appearance and it is annoying! Stupid Fat! ...I HATE YOU! Just come off the right spots will ya??? Just please spare the chest region! I need to keep that area in tact like you don't even know!

"Hey Helen, who ya talkin to?"

"Huh? Oh....just my fat...just my fat....."