Helen ~ Heynen

This has been the beginning of a new phase for me...New workouts...new pain.…

I like trying new stuff and setting new goals. So far so good at been keeping out outta trouble like I planned. I’m kidding.….it DOES NOT keep me out of trouble like I thought it would. haha. -- I did sleep in this morning by 2 meezly hours though which subtracts a couple hours of trouble makin. -- but every bit counts.

So I get up and to go to the market, but I think I am going to go every Sunday from now on...(which means I don't have to get up super early)....that way I can be there right when it opens so I can get farm eggs before they run out. I used to be able to have access to them anytime I wanted. That was the perk of having inlaws that owned well over 12,000 chickens! -- too bad I wasn't into healthy eating during that time....back then it was "fry them babies up"....

Anyways......they ring a bell at 10am sharp…it’s a whole production that is taken very seriously. Believe me, a few weeks ago.... I tried to do a little transaction before 10:00 and every vendor said no. This lady even told me to just take one of her flowers I wanted to buy because said she’d "get in trouble" if she accepted money before THE BELL. I told her I’d pay her for it next week, which was this morning, but she wasn’t there today! Maybe she doesn't work Saturdays...I don't know. But... now I have to walk around with this fifty cent debt hanging over my head for another week. Great.

…onto my workout:

Just Legs and Back yesterday, HIIT for a long 30 minutes...it kicks my A$$ everytime! and KenpoX today. I've been thinking about an energy boost suppliement again and keep going back and forth about it. I don’t know if I should. I have to make a call to my psychic advisor first…she assists in making all major/life decisions that I come across….you think that I ordered that fake ponytail hair piece online this morning just because I felt like it? ...... Ooooh, no…she told me to. Man, she’s bossy!

I came across this strange thing yesterday. It’s a website — www.myphonefood.com Whoooa….weird. Has anyone heard of this? From what I gather, you take a cell phone picture of whatever you are about to eat and then send it to this site from your phone. It keeps track of everything in a “journal” with pics of the food…..what???? Ok, I didn’t get too far into it….I really don’t have time to keep up with it….but it seems interesting. Yeah…and I guess you can even pay to have some “dietician” look at the pics (I guess) and analyze everything. I don’t know…and no…I am not making this up! I will read up on it later and report any findings…after consulting with my advisor, of course. She would KILL me if she knew I consulted with a dietician….and I don’t need all that drama.

So, I took a pic of my protein pancake this morning…which, somehow manifested itself into Pac-Man. It’s really kinda freaky….I think it’s a sign…gotta call the advisor for the true meaning behind this one. I’ll send it to myfoodphone anyways….see what they have to say about this…
Pac-Man was about to throw down with Aunt Jamima….and we all know he ain’t got a chance in hell….however, it was LITE Aunt J..…which could mean he would come out on top this time. Don’t worry, I broke it up before things got outta hand….I ate the both of em…they can continue their nonsense in my tummy. Suckas