What am I doing right now?

Posted by Helen in , ,


Right now -- nada....why? ...cause I mucked up my foot....and it hurts...and I limp and I look like a mamed kitten!


Picture this:


  1. Girl does her workout
  2. Girl needs glass of water
  3. Girl runs tap without looking to see if the plug is in
  4. Girl finds other things to ie :fold laundry, make bed, pluck eyebrows while water is running (meanwhile thinking...."I wonder if the water is cold yet and wonders if I could posibly have ADD)
  5. Girl walks into kitchen to get water
  6. Girl says "H*ly Effer!" immediately following stepping in a huge puddle of water.
  7. Girl runs to closet in attempt to grab towels to clean up water. (clothes iron falls out onto foot)
  8. Girls screams "H*ly Effer! closely followed by "Yoooooooooch!!!!!"
  9. Girl quickly limps to Kitchen to clean up mess!
  10. Girl realizes she will not have Oatmeal for this week as the bottom rips open onto wet floor!
  11. Girl walks out door saying "eff it" -- I'll deal with it later!


Da foot:

Vinyasa's are gonna be a hoot!

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