Helen ~ Heynen

I would like to take a moment to thank the person responsible for inventing stairs. Also, a special shout out to the creative mind that came up with the idea of putting several stairs together in a very steep fashion so that I may use and abuse my legs with this wonderful invention in my apt building!


On a negative side note, I would like to give a "booooooo" to the genius who invented rocks and wind!

Rocks almost took me out on the path today which in turn illicited that arm flinging/swinging-saving-my-wipe-out action.. .it was embarrassing and almost quite disturbing. I think the little kids in the park thought it was quite amusing as they were laughing at me. I don't think they wanted me to see....BUT I SAW!


Oh…and YOU, wind! If you didn’t dry out my mouth so bad, and I wasn’t afraid of you blowing it back in my face, I would totally spit on you!
You did, however, bring an unexpected surprise to my day when you blew a giant unidentifiable bug into my mouth! I don’t know where you got it or where it came from, but I am sure it had fun momentarily on it's way down my throat! I Bet he thought it was super cool! I, on the other hand, did not think it was so cool hackin and gagging and thus prompting a gentle reminder that I must remember to bring a bottle of water next time, (just in case) cause, inducing a mouthful of saliva to wash it down is probably the grossest thing I have ever had to do. People, just try doing that with a dry mouth. Time and effort is required, and swallowing a bug is not something you want to take time with -- trust me.

Speaking of inventors of things…I saw powdered peanut butter at this market I go to! Just add water?

No offense to the PB dust purchasers out there, but do sane people really add just water?

I totally appreciate the pancake just add water dealo -- it saves me from having to make them from scratch....but really now.



For the record...."REMARKS" sells the best Natural Powerbars I have found on the market...AMAZING!.......but they have to be refrigerated....convienent it is NOT! -- sorry!